I tried to pull a prank on my sister by ejaculating in her drink, and she asked “why did the Kool-Aid taste so good today?” EF
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My grandmother turnes me on when she bends over and her saggy titts fall out EF

i just got remarried, but my new wife doesn’t know that i’m cheating with her with her daughter. I’m doing my stepdaughter now. EF

My ex-boss decided to put up some posters in the office. For the next 2 years I had a poster of a Rugby player to my left and Mr. Spock to my right. EF

i have no privacy at home so i masturbate at school EF

I’m in a relationship with this guy that i have only had sex with once , i love him but i cant stop having sex with others
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my penis carnt fit through a toilet tube. EF EF