my name is BJ and everyone calls me blowjob EF EF

I stayed on epic fail.com all day just laughing at people. Then my girlfriend left me…….a gay dude hit on me….and then my ex girlfriend left with the gay dude who is now bi. dick…..well thats what he used to like EF

I finger my buthole in the bath. It made me cum. It’s the closest i’ve ever been to having sex… I’m 31 EF

I just realized my life is fucked, I’m lazy, staying at home, no job, shy, ugly, thin, and I’m very self-conscious, the worst of all I can’t even kill himself cause I’m the biggest coward there is. I’m a walking failure. EF

Before having sex with your girlfriend while her brother is home, you should probably get to meet him first. That way, you’d know he’s been a mercenary for 11 years, and if by some chance he catches you inside his underage sister, know he will put you in hospital with little regret. EF

my mom taught me how to have sex physically EF EF

i just found out that i am a guy i am 32
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