My girlfriend literally burps about 3 times every hour. It’s really annoying. EF

I finally had sex with my girlfriend and she shit a ton all over me. EF

i have had feeling for my boyfriends best friend for ages. i was talking to my mate about how much i loved him, turned round to see them both walking right behind me listening to every word i said……. EF

I’m Getting married tommorow. The groom to be and I are spending the night seprately. Right now I am getting eaten out. The groom is no where near me. =] hehe. EF

today, my fiance said that we cant have sex anymore bc she feels that isnt fair that her parents dont fuck anymore. how is that my fault???? ef ef ef EF