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I live in Vermont and I'm bored. I'm thinking of doing my pet goat. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:13
I was playing basketball and someone on our team hit a 3 pointer. I picked him up to celebrate. I ended up spraining some muscles in my abdomen. Now it hurts whenever I inhale. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:12
I just spent $500 on a new phone. Only to realize I have 2 contacts in it. One is my mom, the other is my dad. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:11
I have a severe case of herpes and can't ever kiss my girlfriend. Not because I care about her. But because I want her lips clean for when she gives me head. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:10
I showed my girlfriend my penis for the first time tonight, and she laughed at it. I don't think she's my girlfriend anymore. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 03:47
My girlfriend want to name our baby Zauntequaleaqua... my girlfriend is white... EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 03:23
My parents never saw my grades from college and don't know that i flunked out even though I was leaving the school anways. That was 3 years ago. EPIC FAIL! EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 01:19
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I live in Vermont and I'm bored. I'm thinking of doing my pet goat. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:13
I was playing basketball and someone on our team hit a 3 pointer. I picked him up to celebrate. I ended up spraining some muscles in my abdomen. Now it hurts whenever I inhale. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:12
I just spent $500 on a new phone. Only to realize I have 2 contacts in it. One is my mom, the other is my dad. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:11
I have a severe case of herpes and can't ever kiss my girlfriend. Not because I care about her. But because I want her lips clean for when she gives me head. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 12:10
I showed my girlfriend my penis for the first time tonight, and she laughed at it. I don't think she's my girlfriend anymore. EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 03:47
My girlfriend want to name our baby Zauntequaleaqua... my girlfriend is white... EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 03:23
My parents never saw my grades from college and don't know that i flunked out even though I was leaving the school anways. That was 3 years ago. EPIC FAIL! EFPosted on 20th Mar 2010 01:19
