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im black and my dick is 4 1\2 inch long EFPosted on 11th May 2012 05:39
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today i realized my bf only cares about himself. I told him i just found out i have a chronic terminal disease and he insists that his upset stomach is worse v.v ... i will die soon and he thinks i'm making up the pain :'( EPIC FUCKING FAIL DAMN IT EFPosted on 10th May 2012 23:48
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The first sex I ever had was Anal....I am a chick EFPosted on 10th May 2012 21:54
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@Dumped girl: It is a fail, because your va-jay-jay won't last past 30, but your personality is for life. But really, it's probably not about you at all... right now he just wants to get laid and nothing else. Ditch him, and find someone w/ more depth... and perhaps girth. EFPosted on 10th May 2012 19:56
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@Girl who can't spell "claim": Ever HAVE a baby? The body goes through significant changes for it to happen. Even then, FYI, it is ridiculously painful. Yes, actually, it can be too big. Not me, mind you... but I heard stories from the girls who turned him down. EFPosted on 10th May 2012 19:51
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Last night i let my dog outside to go poop while she was hunched over mid poop the cat came up and rubbed up against her butt and got pooped all over himself!! Epic cat fail! EFPosted on 10th May 2012 18:01
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My dog shitted on our gravel drive-way so i covered it with stones and put a marble on top, my lil brother went to grab it and got shit all over his hand haha EFPosted on 10th May 2012 15:49
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