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I dropped my brand new cell phone in the toilet, AFTER I took a shit. EFPosted on 29th Feb 2012 01:40
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Im engaged and the other night i had a dream i kissed my fiance's brother :( im scared im either getting cold feet or i secretly want to be with his brother. worst part is that we have a daughter together. EF EFPosted on 29th Feb 2012 01:40
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When I have sex with my boyfriend I have to say "oh baby" other wise I might say his brothers name "oh alex!" :) EFPosted on 28th Feb 2012 23:35
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Theres this weird discharge of stuff from my gfs vagina. I hope she didnt cheat on me coz it looks lile a std.It grosses me out but i still fuck her. She sucks at giving head n hjs too. And shes a complete bitch... Why do i love her?:(:(. EF EFPosted on 28th Feb 2012 12:01
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i was at a freinds house and i went to the toilet and done a shiet. i was going to flush but it didnt work. i closed the seat and called my friend, she came and i told her the toilet flush wouldnt work.she said it doesnt work at times. so i had to stand outside of the toilet for half an hour. EFPosted on 28th Feb 2012 05:34
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i was at school and i needed to go to the bathroom so i ran quickly but i was too late and crapped my pants, i walked back to my friends and they asked whast smelt, so i walked away EF EFPosted on 28th Feb 2012 05:25
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I screwed my cousin's girl friend and he still dont know about it!EF EFPosted on 28th Feb 2012 04:23
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