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Once I married my wife, she stopped shaving her asshole. EFPosted on 28th Feb 2012 00:59
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I met this guy to have sex with but i was on my period so i told him i wanted to do it with the lights off he didnt wanted to waste time so he put it in when we finished he turned the lights on n saw my bloody vagina n blood all over the sheets n his penis he asked "were you a virgin" i said yes. EP EFPosted on 27th Feb 2012 18:08
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I'll only have sex with my boyfriend if he's on top, then I close my eyes and pretend he's my ex. EFPosted on 27th Feb 2012 05:55
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whenever i brush my teeth my nose starts to itch. then i start sneezing like crazy. literally every time i brush my teeth, i start to sneeze uncontrollably EFPosted on 27th Feb 2012 05:18
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Kanye West. EFPosted on 27th Feb 2012 01:42
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i have wet dreams unless i jack off every night EFPosted on 27th Feb 2012 01:09
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My girlfriend told me she was a virgin after we had sex the first time. The other day we got drunk and watched The Dreamers. During one of the scenes she started crying and confessed she lost her virginity when she was 19. I met her when she was 18. EF EFPosted on 26th Feb 2012 19:47
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