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When I was smaller I used to give lap-dances to my teddy-bears. I'm a 32 year old man. EFPosted on 6th Feb 2012 16:58
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i fukk like every guy that i think its cutee and then lie and say you are the 3 rd guy i ever been with epic fail EFPosted on 6th Feb 2012 01:37
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Today at work I had farted thinking no one would notice thankfully it was silent but everyone in the store has asked "did your sewage system break" EFPosted on 6th Feb 2012 01:36
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I can't go out anywhere because I'm sick. Today is my birthday. EFPosted on 5th Feb 2012 06:09
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I actually did step on a banana skin yesterday and fell on my back EF EFPosted on 4th Feb 2012 22:26
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I the past 2 girls I hooked up with have had hairy assholes. EFPosted on 4th Feb 2012 22:11
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My mother in law for Christmas one year got me - a broken fajita cooker, a broken gelapy looking nut cracker, a half used box of votive candles--with only the ass smelling ones left, a hairy ball point pen, an opened bottle of salsa and 3 pairs of used garage sale thong panties! EPIC FUCKING FAIL! EFPosted on 4th Feb 2012 22:02
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