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so i gave a ride to this hitch hiker and i dropped him off at a gas station 2 miles down the road turns out he stole my old phone and my change from the cup holder. But The best part is he left his backpack with his wallet,ID,phone,money,mail,and his credit cards EF. Karma is a awesome! EFPosted on 21st Sep 2012 03:36
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yay. fucked a highschool friend of mine last weekend I havent seen in 6 years, thought we had a connection, then BAM! do not pass go! do not collect $200!! go straight to friend zone!!! EFPosted on 20th Sep 2012 03:29
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Tryinf to get with someone that keeps putting you in a fuckzone. I love him and he loves who i am. Me as a friend,fuckzones hurt. EFPosted on 19th Sep 2012 15:03
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sat down to a small tin of tuna..tomato and basil flavour...my wife approached and stated "i hate tuna,it smells like dead fish"...EF EFPosted on 19th Sep 2012 09:28
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That moment when you accidentally invite a friend of yours that is mute to a karaoke party :/ EFPosted on 19th Sep 2012 07:10
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I'm allergic to alcohol EFPosted on 19th Sep 2012 06:15
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To everyone using their sibling's toys as sex toys. Why the fuck are you so evil?! Just get a real sex toy. I hope the person using their sister's dolls contracts oral thrush from her kissing them and it turns into genial thrush. Even better? Herpes. EFPosted on 19th Sep 2012 04:15
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