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My vagina smells like sunblock and I don't know why. EFPosted on 24th Oct 2011 03:46
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I bought a cheeseburger @ the drive-thru and guess what?? It had not the cheese. EFPosted on 24th Oct 2011 03:27
Fails 187 Fail it
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I've been doing exercise for 11 weeks and I have lost just 3 pounds. I want to kill my nutritionist and then commit suicide for trusting that bitch EFPosted on 24th Oct 2011 03:26
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I'm a registered sex offender, I have to go door to door and tell everyone in a 1 mile radius atleast 2 days before halloween. EFPosted on 24th Oct 2011 01:32
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I'm jealous of my boyfriend's penis. I want one, but I'm a straight female. EFPosted on 21st Oct 2011 07:39
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I left my door open when I left for work, and everything in my room is gone, including my mattress, rug, and dresser with all my clothes in it. I hate black people. EFPosted on 20th Oct 2011 20:28
Fails 407 Fail it
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A guy in my class gets a broom thrown at him the broom hits him in the ass and he turns around to walk off and play it off, crashes into the wall. EFPosted on 20th Oct 2011 06:29
Fails 159 Fail it
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