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I am a 23yo girl and work on a big cattle farm. My boss gave me a new motorbike as a bonus. It is so big, I can't get on it myself without standing on something first and I cant put my foot to the ground when I stop... EF EFPosted on 2nd Sep 2012 13:31
There's this smell outside that smells like the lagoon on the west side of town fucked the oil refinery on the north side of town and had a abortion that rotted in a sewer... EFPosted on 2nd Sep 2012 04:37
i gained 5kg over the past two weeks, got the worst breakout ever and only left the house to get food. my friends invited me out but im embarrassed for them to see me now so lied and stayed home to eat some ice cream. love summer vacation EFPosted on 1st Sep 2012 00:56