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i eat my cat's hair EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 17:46
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I've been working out for a month and lost 10 lbs. I got sick with a bad flu in the past week and gained it all back. EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 13:59
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Before we were married, my wife told me she was raped. I've spent thousands in counseling and therapy bills. After a few years of this, her therapist pulled me over to the side and said "I know this is supposed to be confidential, but your wife has a rape fetish' She wants you to rape her. EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 13:58
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I'm 26 year old female and finally had my first kiss from my boyfriend Barney. I was so excited and ran home and told my mom about it. She started to sing "Barney is a dinosaur from my imagination..." My mom trolled the memory of my first kiss. EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 13:56
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Had sex last night for the first time. Lasted two and half minutes. Is that good, if it is, than fuck yeah. EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 11:40
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I chew my lips like gum until they bleed :( EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 06:42
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I dumped my GF and her mom threatened to kill me EFPosted on 30th Jun 2011 04:10
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