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i am a 22 year old and my fine roommate has big tities and i put lotion on her boyfriends teddy bear and use it to jackoff and he snuggles with it ef for him EFPosted on 29th Aug 2012 04:21
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Stop correcting peoples spelling and go be a pussy somewhere else. That's why you are single and alone. You micromanage everyone cause you're life sucks and you get enjoyment thinking you are being a boss. EFPosted on 28th Aug 2012 21:35
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@ The person complaining about ppl. complaining about shitty grammar... Your stupidity pisses us off. Do us a favor and don't procreate. EFPosted on 28th Aug 2012 20:38
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People who steal because they don't see fit to throw an artist 10-15$ for good music, who do nothing but leech off society because they are too weak-willed to learn how to do anything useful, and end up on welfare w/ 4 kids, sucking off degenerates in a back alley so they can buy a pack of smokes and some mouth wash. EFPosted on 28th Aug 2012 15:40
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Im in love with a guy who is in love with a girl, who is in love with another guy, who is in love with me...its a vicious circle. EFPosted on 28th Aug 2012 11:07
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I like to get really sweaty and rub the juice from my ass all over my dick when I am wanking EFPosted on 28th Aug 2012 10:43
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**TODAY I WENT TO THE SHOP AND BAUGHT A MOP FOR £4.99.... IT DIDN'T FIT IN THE BOOT SO I PUT IT ON THE BACK SEAT WHILE I WAS OUT SHOPPING!! I RETURNED LATER AND SOMEONE HAD BROKE INTO MY CAR AND STOLE THE MOP!!!!!! EFPosted on 28th Aug 2012 10:41
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