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I was invited to the movies by some friends but when I got there they never showed and I ended up watching the movie by myself. The next day when I met up with them they acted as if they never asked. EF

Posted on 16th Jun 2011 00:54
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Today I found out that my gf has had a tongue go deeper in her than my dick. What do you even say at that point? I just walked out. EFPosted on 16th Jun 2011 00:21
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I am a 38 year old male and I work at McDonald's and I live with my mom somehow she figured out that I'm still a virgin so she felt bad and offered to buy me a prostitute I don't know what to do I want to have sex so extremely bad but I don't want to seem desperate to my mom..........I'm torn :( EFPosted on 15th Jun 2011 23:31
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Ma sister chipped my tooth. just b/c she called shot gun. but i got there first. so she bashed my head on the window. EF EFPosted on 15th Jun 2011 21:51
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My grandad has designed my gravestone. I am a healthy 16 year old! wtf? :( EFPosted on 15th Jun 2011 21:42
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I was on the phone with my girlfriend, and as I was taking a sip of my drink, it decided to splash into my eye, making me stumble backwards, stepping onto a baseball. I then tripped, and hit my head on the bed. But before my head hit the bed, I let out a girly scream (she swore it was my sister) EFPosted on 14th Jun 2011 02:21
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I had to fart, and ended up shitting all over my bed. I'm a 30 year old man. EFPosted on 14th Jun 2011 00:58
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