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I decide to get back together with my bf then he tells me my BFF gave him a bj.I think he is joking and laugh it off.Then I ask her and she says "of course not, I would never do that".Then he began blackmailing her and she told me the truth.She gave him a bj on the train while his friends watched. EFPosted on 12th Jun 2011 19:32
I was having sex with my boyfriend, On my period...But we had to sneak a quickie, so clothes were on. and when he got home, he took a picture of his tan pants with blood on them and sent it to me. EFPosted on 12th Jun 2011 18:20
My dog walked up to a cop that was citing me for not having him on a leash. As he was writing it my dog lifted his leg on him from behind and peed on his leg. Good dog!!! Cop gave me my ticket and said ur lucky they don't have a law for that one or I'd get another one. Again good doggy!! EFPosted on 12th Jun 2011 18:14
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. EFPosted on 10th Jun 2011 17:19
Last night, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". EFPosted on 10th Jun 2011 17:19