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Today i took my bf out for breakfast, i spent way more than i planned on him, we leave and i ask him to buy me cigarettes he said no im not even worth 6 dollars. EFPosted on 25th Aug 2012 17:12
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My ex left me for his female friend and ranted about wanting a divorce. Now that I am VERY excited it's about to go through, and smile whilst saying so, he get's depressed!! Wtf?? EFPosted on 25th Aug 2012 16:38
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So i been talking to this guy for a while and i really like him. The only thing is, that he lives in another state. and hes been asking me to visit cause he really wants to see me and everything. and right after i buy a ticket to go visit him. I find out he just got with someone... EFPosted on 25th Aug 2012 16:02
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@All the haters against that guy tapping his sister: I don't blame him... I want to tap his sister to! You = EFPosted on 24th Aug 2012 18:28
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My boyfriend sucks his thumb and sticks things up his ass for pleasure... He says he's completely straight.. EFPosted on 24th Aug 2012 12:08
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my buddy told this really fat hobo to go into a tunnel that was a bout the size of a tire rim for a hundred dollars he said yes so he kept trying it throughout the ay but he couldnt do it so finally he collapsed and said '' God damn that thing is tighter then a two year old ( backround jaws dropping) EFPosted on 24th Aug 2012 04:10
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Once I had diarrea at school and when I wiped my ass I accidently put shit on my sleeve. I had nothing underneath and had to keep it on all day and it stank so much all my classmates were looking at me asking what was the horrible smell. EFPosted on 23rd Aug 2012 21:11
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