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I'm eating ribs and mashed-potatoes with chopsticks because I'm to lazy to wash a fork EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 23:32
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I never knew that NASCAR was all left turns... EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 22:45
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To the Wal-Mart guy: Why would you quit? Now is your chance to make the manager your Bitch! EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 22:40
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Yesterday, I broke up with my boyfriend because I liked another guy. He thinks theres no other guy. The guy I liked broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. Today me and the guy I like started going out. Both my ex and his ex STILL don't know about it. EF EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 22:19
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I met this girl clubbing she came with two guys they would not leave her alone they would literally pull her away from me,The end of the night she chose to come home with me.He called me and asked if he could hangout with us, after I was all over his girl in front of him... EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 19:59
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Today at school i thought i had to fart. I tried to let it slide but it wasnt a fart and i shit my pants. While shit my pants i had to pee really bad and accidentally let all that go too. I had no extra pants with me. I had to go the whole day with shit and pee in my pants.Im being called shart boy EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 19:48
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i havent gotten any action in 2 years, and now resort to licking my cats assholE EFPosted on 19th Apr 2011 17:41
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