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It took me and my boyfriend over a year to have sex because he couldn't get on a condom, we had sex finally, but now every time we have sex he finishes in 30 seconds, literally. EFPosted on 13th Apr 2011 08:23
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I am lesbian and my initials are H.I.V. EFPosted on 13th Apr 2011 05:05
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My girlfriend's pussy smells so bad that we can only have sex in the shower. EFPosted on 13th Apr 2011 03:27
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I got into a fight with my mom over spray butter I took her phone and she said she was going to call the police she went to bite me arm so I punched her in the face I got locked up in county got pepper srayed and used half my life savings to bail me out and waiting for court on 4/20... no drugs :( EFPosted on 13th Apr 2011 01:40
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I had to go to summer school in the 3rd grade EFPosted on 12th Apr 2011 23:28
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i like to poop in the ocean EFPosted on 12th Apr 2011 20:15
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I was in the bathroom today blow drying my hair and my little brother walks in on me and asks, ''So, you giving yourself a blow job?'' EFPosted on 12th Apr 2011 17:55
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