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I used to have super long hair, like, it went down to my waist & I could sit on it if I wanted to. My at-the-time boyfriend would cover his face in my hair, and masturbate to thoughts of my hair. He had a hair fetish. Very... Strange... EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 17:59
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When I dated this ginger guy, he told me that he masturbated to thoughts of having sex with my mom, (who's 50) and my step mom (who's 32). At the same time. EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 17:58
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I was the effect of a condom-fail. EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 17:57
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I just found a purple dildo in my moms drawer. Ewwwwww EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 15:09
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im 19 years old and I have gray pubic hair EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 11:29
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my mom is strict so i'm not allowed to date until i'm 21, i'm 19 and in college i have 2 more yrs to go :( EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 08:01
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A telemarketer just called my mobile, she called me madam. I'm a 13 boy. >:| EFPosted on 24th Nov 2010 05:32
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