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To all the guys complaining about women having hairy arseholes, STFU. Most people, male and female, don't shave or wax it off, because they cant reach it, and don't want to ask someone to shave their fucking arse. IF yours is so much better, then go fuck each other. You don't deserve the women. EFPosted on 12th Aug 2012 17:52
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My mom is calling me kitty.I am a 16year old guy EFPosted on 12th Aug 2012 13:45
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I GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND AN ORGASM OR TWO EACH TIME WE HAVE SEX,AND SHE FALLS INTO A DEEP SLEEP AFTERWARDS, BUT SHE ACTS LIKE SHE DOESN'T LIKE SEX AND I STILL HAVE TO BEGG FOR IT... I THINK SHE JUST LAZY EFPosted on 11th Aug 2012 22:18
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im 37 years old.lost my career job.lost my house,and my money.do to my drinking problem.now living back home with my mother.ever thought this shit was going to happen!ef EFPosted on 11th Aug 2012 18:48
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My friend drank two 40oz of 211 and got sloppy drunk. I drew a dick head in black permanent marker(sharpie) all around his bald fat head he got up in the morning and we went to walmart he went all day not knowing why people were staring at him. his head looks like a giant dick lol. EFPosted on 11th Aug 2012 18:43
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I have a "fireman" fetish, where i dress as a fireman and masturbate. then i set fire to a picture of a girl a really like and put out the fire with my cum EFPosted on 11th Aug 2012 17:21
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i'm a 26 year old guy and i love with my cousin which is 22 i revealed my feeling towards her, surprisingly she said that i should of told her sooner and also that we should go to a hotel, and to buy her a few thongs so she could give me a few dances i cant wait to fuck her EFPosted on 10th Aug 2012 22:08
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