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My girlfriend was a virgin and her pussy smelled and tasted funny. I almost puked the first time I eat her out. So I made her eat a shit load of fruits and vegetables. Started tasting better. Ladies eat your fruits and vegetables. EFPosted on 10th Aug 2012 17:59
my mom was going threw my phone and found a picture of a girl naked. she said "why does she have no pubic hair", i said "cause thats the style now a days", she then says "well im out of style i look like chew ba ca....."EP
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i've done too many drugs EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 23:47
I have been with over 25 women and have never worn, opened or even touched a condom. I am in the military and have had many STD checks and am STD free. EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 19:22
Im about to go to basic training, and my live in girlfriend hates the idea due to no sex. I go out and buy her a suction cup style balls and all dildo equivalent to my stuff. I present it to her and she dumps me. He's stuck to my end table and we watch tv together. No adventure for us both.... EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 16:12
My greatest fantasy is to be raped by Jessica Alba while she's wearing a gorilla costume. After she finishes, she tries to cuddle and I say, "Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty ape!" Afterwards I go to the police and they make fun of me. The police sketch artist makes a wanted poster with Donkey Kong on it. EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 02:01
Rearranging your flights so you can be with her on her birthday - $800.
Buying her some designer jewelry as her surprise present - $700.
Pre-paying to secure seats at a 2 star Michelin restaurant - $1000.
Her telling you she has a prior commitment so can't see you that day - priceless.
EF EFPosted on 8th Aug 2012 23:50
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My girlfriend was a virgin and her pussy smelled and tasted funny. I almost puked the first time I eat her out. So I made her eat a shit load of fruits and vegetables. Started tasting better. Ladies eat your fruits and vegetables. EFPosted on 10th Aug 2012 17:59
my mom was going threw my phone and found a picture of a girl naked. she said "why does she have no pubic hair", i said "cause thats the style now a days", she then says "well im out of style i look like chew ba ca....."EP EFPosted on 10th Aug 2012 15:02
i've done too many drugs EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 23:47
I have been with over 25 women and have never worn, opened or even touched a condom. I am in the military and have had many STD checks and am STD free. EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 19:22
Im about to go to basic training, and my live in girlfriend hates the idea due to no sex. I go out and buy her a suction cup style balls and all dildo equivalent to my stuff. I present it to her and she dumps me. He's stuck to my end table and we watch tv together. No adventure for us both.... EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 16:12
My greatest fantasy is to be raped by Jessica Alba while she's wearing a gorilla costume. After she finishes, she tries to cuddle and I say, "Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty ape!" Afterwards I go to the police and they make fun of me. The police sketch artist makes a wanted poster with Donkey Kong on it. EFPosted on 9th Aug 2012 02:01
Rearranging your flights so you can be with her on her birthday - $800. Buying her some designer jewelry as her surprise present - $700. Pre-paying to secure seats at a 2 star Michelin restaurant - $1000. Her telling you she has a prior commitment so can't see you that day - priceless. EF EFPosted on 8th Aug 2012 23:50
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