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My girlfriend of eight months decided to break up with me. and it was not only through text message, but she told her FRIEND to text me. shes such a bitch. EFPosted on 30th Sep 2010 13:41
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To the guy who tried to suffocate his wife while drunk - there is no such thing as TRY. If you don't succeed then you FAIL. EFPosted on 30th Sep 2010 11:14
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Last time i had a brithday party was when i turned 12. I invited my whole school class, my mom made couple of cakes and all of that... 3 of my classmates arrived. Out of 30. I haven't had a birthday party since. EFPosted on 30th Sep 2010 10:56
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I made a fake Facebook profile under the name of Jamal Jenkins 2 years ago. Not only do people think he's real, he has more friends than I do. EFPosted on 30th Sep 2010 05:14
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I let my husband plan our wedding celebration. I told him I know he'd do a good job and to surprise me. He included a clown as part of the surprise. I think I might be filing for an early divorce. EFPosted on 29th Sep 2010 21:27
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Last night, a cute guy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. EFPosted on 29th Sep 2010 21:25
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I've been dating my girlfriend for 3 months and just saw her toes. I could almost braid the hair on them. Fucking EW EFPosted on 29th Sep 2010 21:25
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