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theres blood in my poop EFPosted on 27th Sep 2010 15:19
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My friend's gf cheated on him with me (he was abusive and she was hot, no regrets). Then tells me she's leaving him and wants to be with me. We don't see each other for weeks and then I run into her and she says, "I'm getting married!" I reply, "Ha ha, to who?" "My bf, duh!" We don't talk anymore.EF EFPosted on 27th Sep 2010 06:26
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I usually shout "oh sweety" when im having sex with my gf. last night, I got carried away and was about to shout "oh baby!" (im thinking of my other girl), I realize my mistake and tried to stop. I ended up shouting "oh bob" instead. EFPosted on 27th Sep 2010 04:38
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I broke up with my bf of over a year. I still owe him $900 he had let me borrow for rent. EF for him cuz I'm not paying. EFPosted on 27th Sep 2010 04:15
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It took me 4 years to pass middle school. EFPosted on 27th Sep 2010 02:24
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one of my testicles are bigger than my dick, one of them. EFPosted on 27th Sep 2010 02:18
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My birthday was coming up. My mom told me she already had my gift hidden. So one day when she was at work I went through her drawers and found this huge vibrator -_- EFPosted on 26th Sep 2010 22:17
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