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I'm starting to bald. I'm only 19. EFPosted on 24th Sep 2010 10:29
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I was trying to be sexy for my bf so I went in his house & hid behind his door so when he got home Id jump him from behind. I waited for 30 minutes & he came home. He swung open the door & it smacked me right in my nose!! It bled but I tried to kiss him but he was like Ew no way! Youre bleeding! EF! EFPosted on 23rd Sep 2010 23:42
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I hate puberty because there are dark hairs coming in on my lip, Im a girl EFPosted on 23rd Sep 2010 16:46
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Last night during sex i screamed oh Sharla my wife's name is Danica EFPosted on 23rd Sep 2010 16:44
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I'm in a really great relationship with my boyfriend of a few months.. i tell my boyfriend he can't have any friends & he can't talk to anyone the funny thing is i make up fake people for facebook & add him as a friend that way i know who he talks to (: EFPosted on 23rd Sep 2010 13:45
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in my car. EFPosted on 23rd Sep 2010 13:34
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I was doing this hooker from behind one night & as i took off her shirt i seen a tattoo on her back of the Pillsbury dough boy & it said "poke me" EFPosted on 23rd Sep 2010 13:24
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