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My x's vag smelled like death and hot garbage, but I still ate her out constantly, and she never sucked my dick EFPosted on 17th Aug 2010 07:04
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I grow hair on my dick, so I have to shave it so my gf doesn't get grossed out when we have sex, I cut my self last time and it hurts when I pee. EFPosted on 17th Aug 2010 06:46
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1 time in school i had to use the bathroom but i thought it was a fart so i let it run..turns out i started shitting myself and couldn't stop so i ran to the bathroom and looked down & the back of my pants was covered with shit, i went through the whole school year w/ nobody wanting to be near me EF EFPosted on 16th Aug 2010 22:07
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one day me and a freind are walking down a street and we see a opened bottle of ice tea with the cap still on so he decided to pick it up and drink it only when he was half way done did he notice he was drinking pee out of a bottle EFPosted on 16th Aug 2010 20:33
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I have a pet mouse, and I let him nibble on my food before I eat it sometimes. EFPosted on 16th Aug 2010 05:39
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I found a handful of pubes in my Chinese food today. I won't be ordering from them again. EFPosted on 16th Aug 2010 05:16
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A girl gave me a lapdance whilst we were drunk, when she finished i had blood all over my legs. EFPosted on 15th Aug 2010 02:02
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