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My girlfriend dumped me today, its our anniversary, plus its my birthday in a few days. I genuinely thought she was the love of my life, I'm now considering suicide. EFPosted on 20th Jul 2010 18:52
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@ the guy who has bigger boobs than his girlfriend...i'm asian and mine are a full C. if you don't like small boobs, don't date girls who have small boobs, asian or not. what a winner. EFPosted on 20th Jul 2010 15:14
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I live in the country and to preserve water my parents make us all use the same bath water. I usually bathe last. That means I'm bathing in water my brother, sister, and parents have bathed in already. EFPosted on 20th Jul 2010 10:33
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I haven't showered in almost a week. I haven't done laundry in over 2 months. And I haven't cleaned my room in 3 months. LAZINESS WIN? EFPosted on 20th Jul 2010 10:31
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I got jumped by two people in front of 5 of my friends... EFPosted on 20th Jul 2010 06:41
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While dating this really hot/nerdy chick for 3 months, she complimented me on how great the sex was and how my stamina had improved. Win for me. Then she joked about how all the funny/random ways she's kicked guys out of her apartment after one-night stands... as recently as 3 nights ago. WTF? EF EFPosted on 20th Jul 2010 05:25
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my girlfriend went to camp. she said she meet hot guys. we are now "taking a break" from our relationship. love u too. EFPosted on 19th Jul 2010 23:51
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