Anonymous and unedited fail stories. Submit yours at the bottom of the page.
It is my third week of marraige and I have to actually pay my wife to do any housework EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 19:37
To the guy that came on his iphone. Umm you need to get LAID!!! And not by your iphone EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 17:14
I've only been married for 2 weeks, and I'm already thinking about sleeping with other men. EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 17:03
I promised myself I wouldn't go to the whore houses anymore. I got really drunk and went again last night. Now I'm paranoid about STDs all over again. :( EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 17:02
My girlfriend NEVER picks up when I call her. However, I always pick up on the first or second ring every time she calls. EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 17:02
The girl I was hitting on at the club preferred to dance with her own brother instead of me. EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 16:43
My girlfriend had a wet fart - while we were having a sixty niner EF EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 11:54
Do YOU Like EPIC FAIL? Prove it.