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I masterbated with a cucumber, and used the same one to make cucumber salad for my office picnic... EFPosted on 18th Jul 2010 04:24
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the sex im having right now really sucks.... EFPosted on 17th Jul 2010 23:19
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Im fourteen and my pubes are grey :(:( EFPosted on 17th Jul 2010 17:31
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I came home from the club drunk and super hungry. So I started making ramen. I woke up 2 hours later and the pot was on fire. Luckily I woke up in time before my apt burnt down. 1 week later and my place still smells like smoke. EFPosted on 17th Jul 2010 09:19
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My dad is 60 years old and single and gets more action with the ladies than I do. EFPosted on 17th Jul 2010 09:00
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To the guy who dropped his new iPhone down the elevator shaft I just want to say. HAHA!!, YOU TIGHT!! EFPosted on 16th Jul 2010 22:47
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I accidentally pocket dialed my mom while I was in the middle of a very inappropriate conversation with my friend. She heard the whole thing. EFPosted on 16th Jul 2010 20:55
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