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I sometimes stare at my dog's balls. EFPosted on 8th May 2010 21:57
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One guy in my class asked me if I could teach him how to kiss a girl. To not freak me out he said, he and he's best friend has tried it. The whole school knows it now. I'm 17 and straight male. So fucking EFPosted on 8th May 2010 20:22
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i pretended to kiss my dog's belly. she bit my face. EFPosted on 8th May 2010 15:45
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after a few months of being single, i decided to borrow my sisters puppy and take it to a dog park to meet girls. turns out, taking a cocker spaniel anywhere will make everyone think ur gay. even if u look really manly and drive an old school dodge charger. EFPosted on 8th May 2010 11:31
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I hated my gf, So i cheated on her with 5 diffrent sluts, in a hope that she would dump me -As I didnt want to do it myself- she just said she loved me more for being honest. So I gave up and dumped her ass. EFPosted on 8th May 2010 08:57
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I find the fights between DildoDoucheBag and everyone else funny, DildoDoucheBag is clearly out of his league with people who actually have a brain in their heads. He's against blacks yet he claims he has a black penis implant. EFPosted on 8th May 2010 08:11
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i just found out the harder my girlfiend orgasms the louder she snores.. so its sex and no sleep or sleep and no sex... EFPosted on 8th May 2010 03:07
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