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i get really bad migraines whenever i masturbate EFPosted on 5th May 2010 19:33
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I went testing for STD's for the first time, the results came back positive, I was kinda happy but my doctor had this sad look on his face, turns out it means i have i clamidia. EFPosted on 5th May 2010 18:05
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I'm a pathological liar. EFPosted on 5th May 2010 15:10
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on valentines day i was thinking of giving a girl i liked chocolates, but gave her mentos instead. She never spoke to me again. Lol EFPosted on 5th May 2010 09:14
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about a month ago, i found out exactly how much my colleagues hate me. they took a few hours out to shovel all the snow in the carpark onto my car. i drive a soft-top convertible amg mercedes, worth just over 180k. a present from my now-deceased grandfather, and last remaining blood relative. EFPosted on 5th May 2010 05:24
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im asian. my friends all call me the stereotype. mostly cos i have a tiny cock and im really good at math, but also cos the other day on our road trip i drove half an hour or so doing 15mph under the limit with my left blinker on. EFPosted on 4th May 2010 10:07
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I kept making fun of my mate for getting a job instead of going to college. After 5 years of gruelling exams and study, I have 220k of student debt, and I work in a supermarket. He's a sales rep, has his own house, car, and just finished building one of those insane Veilside RX7's worth 60k. EFPosted on 4th May 2010 09:14
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