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This hot girl asked if i could go in the hot tub with her, but my grandma wanted to go home ( i got cockblocked by my grandma) EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 18:48
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I find my mom sexually attractive and I'm thinking about her as I write this. EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 17:35
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i am 14 and have been wanting a baby since i was 11 some times i wish that someone would leave a baby on my door step and i would keep it EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 16:23
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I was in my garage smoking weed only to find out my new next door neighbor is a cop waiting right outside the door. EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 15:42
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A stripper was giving me a lap dance and I told her my boyfriend does a better job. She didnt believe me and kept going. I paid her thrity dollars to get off me. EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 06:51
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I came home drunk one night and decided to make a frozen pizza. i woke up on the curb... I burned my kitchen down. EF EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 04:49
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I fell and broke my arm running from a fat chick EFPosted on 22nd Feb 2010 03:24
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