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I was taking a shit while talking to my gf. I made a funny noise and said she heard a girl. She hung up on me, sent me a text saying it was over. She was making out with my best friend the next day at school! EFPosted on 27th Jan 2010 02:46
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My mom looks at my pee to see if I'm drinking enough water! Than if she's not sure she starts sniffing! EFPosted on 27th Jan 2010 01:15
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im 46 and im still a virgin, wen i was 18, my boyfrined was going to have sex with me until he saw my vajina and said it was disgustingly hairy and dumped me, and ran out the house, :\ i shave but, the hair grows bk in about 2 weeks tops... im so hairy... i hate it! no one wants to do me.... EFPosted on 27th Jan 2010 01:12
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ive been trying to get my ex back for the last 3 months, i was stoked to see him waiting at my locker ... only to watch him turn to the girl 2 lockers away from me and kiss her, shes the president of the anime club.. hes the varsity qb EFPosted on 26th Jan 2010 23:23
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My boyfriend's dick is only 3 inches long. EFPosted on 25th Jan 2010 22:20
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Once I received an email from a girl I never met before, she wanted 2 meet me and see what happens next, and didn't mind that I had gf (now my wife). We agreed to meet at some place, but I forgot b/c I was hanging out w/my friends. Later my gf confessed it was she, trying to catch me cheating on her EFPosted on 25th Jan 2010 22:09
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I have been cheating on my fiance for five years and never gotten an std or caught. I found out six months ago I have HPV, yesterday I found out I have cervical cancer. EFPosted on 25th Jan 2010 21:27
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