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i only had 1 pair of pants up from 4th grade to 7th EF Posted on 24th Jan 2010 21:44
my dicdk is so small my girlfriend's finger's reach farther in her vajina than my dick does EF Posted on 24th Jan 2010 17:51
I dumped my boyfriend on my birthday because he was really mad at my friends, and I couldn't take it anymore, but then he totally flipped out and we had to call the police. He wanted his gifts back, too. EF Posted on 24th Jan 2010 17:27
In Vegas I paid $600 for an escort to blow me, while she was getting ready to leave, I caught her in the toilet, peeing, standing up EF Posted on 24th Jan 2010 06:30
I didn't pull-out in time, now I have 216 payments to make.... EF Posted on 24th Jan 2010 06:25
I waited at the DMV for two hours to renew my license, and the clerk told me I could've done it at home on this stupid thing in 5 minutes... EF Posted on 24th Jan 2010 06:16
i honestly think pee wee herman is sexy. EF Posted on 23rd Jan 2010 21:01
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