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I have a better job than my mom. I'm 14 and work at the local supermarket. EF

Posted on 20th Jan 2010 03:19
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i went over to my BF's after work one day to find him drunk as hell in his room, i was horny so we fucked for a few hours. he later passed out. when he woke up he was like, "when did you get here??" !!!! EFPosted on 20th Jan 2010 01:01
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im the only person in my whole grade who doesnt have a facebook EFPosted on 19th Jan 2010 22:49
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im dating the most amazing guy and i love him and stuff, but he lives very far away. my ex and like 5 other guys want me soooo bad it isnt funny. and i've done half of them. still STD free!!!! EFPosted on 19th Jan 2010 22:40
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as what planned to be a practical joke i shit in my room mate's chocolate ice cream since he eats ice cream like every night. and i figured he would just be like aww dude did you shit in my ice cream. so the next day i came home from classes to see all my stuff outside our door with a note "fuck you EFPosted on 19th Jan 2010 20:48
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I begged my GF to have anal. It was her first time and she pooped all over me. EF

Posted on 19th Jan 2010 19:14
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I'm in school with a ragging hard-on from staring at a fat chick, who's showing some crack. EFPosted on 19th Jan 2010 18:05
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