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My senior year of high school i decided to end the year by skipping school on senior skip day like the rest of my class did.Me and a group of my friends took to the streets to have a nice relaxing day wandering about the town.as me and my friend were in the middle of singing a song we hear someone yell from a car. it was our principal. she had a camera out and was snapping pictures. we scattered.she then preceded to chase us down in her car through the parking lots almost hitting me and my friends.next day i was the only senior suspended for skiping on senior skip day.BradT EFPosted on 7th Jan 2010 14:01
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i have a fear that people are watching me through my webcam so i disabled it and stuck 5 pieces of paper on it but now im scared that they have some sort of x-ray vision through paper and can still see me. o.o EF

Posted on 7th Jan 2010 07:25
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I had this really hot crush come over to my place. I've wanted her for the longest time. Finally we get close on my couch, she jumps on me and goes to kiss me. Her breath was so foul I nearly puked. Several times. A few times during our 'hot encounter', she also burped... loudly. I still tried to have sex with her, got her nude in my bedroom only for her to reject me and say I'm not a gentleman. EF

Posted on 7th Jan 2010 02:41
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My best friend thought I was raped. Today she went up to the guy and cussed him out, threatened to get a guy to jump him, and told him to stay away from me. I wasn't raped, i was willing, and now i wont get any from him. EFEF! EFPosted on 7th Jan 2010 00:50
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I shat on my doorstep and covered it in snow hoping my room mate would step on it then forgot I'd done it and stood on it myself EFPosted on 6th Jan 2010 23:33
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i went to the movie theaters thinking that i was going to watch avatar:the last airbender. now, i don't watch tv at all so i didn't see any previews for any other movies.when i get to the theater, the movie starts and theres blue people everywhere. i didn't know there was another movie titled avatar EFPosted on 3rd Jan 2010 01:57
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While at work, I caught an inmate eating toliet paper. He told me he ate 2 rolls. I asked him why and he replied, "I don't want to have to wipe my ass anymore". EFPosted on 3rd Jan 2010 01:54
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