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2 years ago for my birthday i went to some crappy fair called fiddlers fest. thats fail #1.secondly i shit myself and had to flush my boxers.fail#2.after the flush my shitty boxers clog the shitter and flood the damn bathroom.fail#3 horrible time.have a nice day everyone. EFPosted on 25th Sep 2009 17:45
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I don't own one Banjo. I own two. EFPosted on 25th Sep 2009 17:19
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After a night out ended up shagging my mates bird. I only lasted a couple strokes and to avoid embarrassment I told her I couldn't do this to my mate and she must go home. I took off the spunk filled johnny and got rid before she could see that I had blown my load. Then escorted her out. EFPosted on 25th Sep 2009 13:09
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This really hot girl and I were getting really intimate with eachother and by the time we got all of our clothes off, she started crying about her ex and how much she had loved him, then proceeded to ask me if she was "loose" because her ex was a "big boy". EFPosted on 25th Sep 2009 11:50
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While drinking some friends convinced me to Kick a soccer ball as far as I could. The "ball" was a round stone and I broke 4 toes. EFPosted on 25th Sep 2009 02:25
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Lost a ball in 'Nam. EF

Posted on 24th Sep 2009 22:53
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So It was my Birthday and a few friends were over for an epic evening of beer pong. The party was going great and my girlfriend was busy snapping away with the camera to preserve the drunken memories. The next day however upon printing the pictures at a local store I came across an interesting shot of myself halfway through a pong throw and my best friend in the background holding my laptop and covering his eyes.. When I asked him later that day what he had seen it turns out that he had double clicked the power icon on my desktop, which i had so "smartly" put as the icon for my private stash of nude photos, and seen a myriad of butt ass naked pictures of posing for my girl with my tent pole all the way up. He hasnt looked at me the same way since.. EF

Posted on 24th Sep 2009 16:32
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