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I bought a defective condom >_ EFPosted on 4th Sep 2009 15:59
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I pooped during anal EFPosted on 4th Sep 2009 15:38
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Am I supposed to have hair on my boobs? EFPosted on 4th Sep 2009 12:03
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My friend is really stupid. He's like racist as hell. He got a huge swastika tattooed from shoulder to shoulder on his back. We went to his house the next day to show his mom. She seen it and laughed and he asked why she was laughing. She replied "You do know you're Jewish right" EFPosted on 3rd Sep 2009 23:10
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My wife told me she cheated on me before we got married and I forgave her. Then she told me she cheated on me with 3 guys for a year and a half up until last month and I forgave her again. EFPosted on 3rd Sep 2009 18:16
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I work in a hospital doing patient admissions and when I was doing ER rounds last night, I asked a woman if she had a living will, and she said ,"No, but if it's all the same I'd like to be kept alive by artificial insemination," EFPosted on 3rd Sep 2009 17:39
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I was dating a girl for 3 years. She called me in one night to talk. She told me she didnt want to get married and have kids because she didnt think she was ready for that. She told me to move on and find a girl that made me happy. After a month apart i ran into her at the store, come to find out she fucked a guy the night we broke up and he got her pregnat. She was crying because he had no job, no car and 4 other kids and he is on his way to jail. Also she wont get a abortion cause she is a die hard Catholic. EF

Posted on 3rd Sep 2009 13:38
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