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I have a Myspace account EFPosted on 26th Aug 2009 19:57
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I was dating two girls and accidentally called one of the girls the other girls' name, so then i got slapped and kicked out of her house. EFPosted on 25th Aug 2009 09:35
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My girlfriend finally said we could have sex. So we did and I noticed alot of blood. I knew why she bled but she didn't so she panics and starts screaming. I tried to calm her but it was too late. Her dad busted in and thought I raped her. Now I have a broken arm and 2 black eyes. EFPosted on 25th Aug 2009 05:24
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I was sitting with my aunt whom, I haven't seen in 5 years, and I don't know her too well so, I kept tapping my fingers on my lap because I was nervous. Throughout the entire dinner she proceeded to tell my mom that she thinks I have ADD and ADHD because, i'm somewhat random and because I was tapping my fingers. My entire family now refers to me as 'AD-jitters' and today, I went to my doctor, I do have ADHD. EF

Posted on 23rd Aug 2009 13:03
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Me and my girlfriend where at her house screwing around, she's rather beautiful. Her dad suddenly caught us one time, and for some reason I got even more excited. EF

Posted on 23rd Aug 2009 04:56
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I was feeding a llama some grass one day and i fed it so much that it spat all of the stuff id given it straight into my face. Then I looked around and there was a sign that said "Warning! Llamas may spit." EF

Posted on 22nd Aug 2009 19:48
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I went out with this girl, one night i asked if we could have sex and she says yes ill be a minute im putting my condom on. EFPosted on 22nd Aug 2009 09:41
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