i was at the gym once and i hadn't jacked of in like a month. i did my normal workout and when i when to a cardio workout i kinda had a boner but didn't think anything of it and figured it would go away. so i got on an elliptical machine and my legs rubbed against it so hard i came in the gym. EFPosted on 22nd Aug 2009 05:20
I got a hemorrhoid after taking a really intense shit at my friends house. EFPosted on 22nd Aug 2009 02:48
My friend convinced me to try ecstasy for the first time. I ate three. Cops bust in on party, and really hot friend says 'here, take this', so I ate it. I thought it was more ecstasy. it was my first hit of acid. EFPosted on 21st Aug 2009 15:16
My story was never posted. EFPosted on 21st Aug 2009 02:51
Today i went to propose to my girlfried of 4 years. I thought it would be romantic to propose to her and in the ocean on our surf boards because we were both keen on surfing. She obiously thought it would be halarious to push me off my surfboard just as i got the ring out. That was $11,000 floating EFPosted on 20th Aug 2009 16:10
i went to the emergency room because i had a spider bite but it turns out it was staff infection EFPosted on 19th Aug 2009 21:03
i was on a datePosted on 19th Aug 2009 20:33
whene the waiter brought the check
i told her that she needs to pay for her half.
She threw some wine in my face and left.
i had to pay for the whole thing...EF