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Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. EFPosted on 23rd Jun 2009 21:30
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I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. EFPosted on 23rd Jun 2009 21:28
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Should my poop be liquid. EFPosted on 23rd Jun 2009 19:49
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I live in Newfoundland EFPosted on 18th Jun 2009 14:53
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For initiation my freshman year of wrestling, the seniors held me down and took off my clothes. They gave me an atomic wedgie and duck taped it so I couldn't get out on my own. I hopped down the stairs to the weight room for help. It was the hottest girl in school who was there to help me, and I hadn't showered that day. EF

Posted on 18th Jun 2009 13:52
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My kid survived the abortion. EFPosted on 17th Jun 2009 23:15
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I joined flag football in 8th grade. I wore button-up pants to school the next day and wore them to the game. I had the ball, running for a touchdown and some kid came and pulled my pants off, I dropped the ball and he ran the other way for a touchdown. I had forgotten to wear underwear that day... EFPosted on 17th Jun 2009 04:38
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