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Last night I went on a blind date. To my surprise the girl was actually hot. I bought her a few drinks and we were getting close when she tells me, "Sorry, I don't kiss on the first date". I said "Cool, I respect that!" Later on, I get up to go to the bathroom only to come back and see her making out with some random dude that was sitting next to us. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 15:13
I'm 37 and I'm a virgin. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 06:44
I walked to the mailbox by my house to get my report card before my dad does. I left for about 10 min. at the most. I get back and notice glass on the floor in my room. Turns out, someone broke into my house and stole my 360, iPod, and my N64. FUCKING ASSHOLES could've left the Nintendo alone. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 06:43
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. EFPosted on 20th May 2009 21:10
My girlfriend and I were having sex when all the sudden she screamed "NICK!". Nick is my brother. EF
Posted on 20th May 2009 14:24
I've been having unprotected sex with my girlfriend for the past month. The day finally comes when she tells me she's pregnant. Panicking I agree to pay all the $ for the abortion. Later on, I find out she was cheating on me and the baby might not have even been mine. EFPosted on 20th May 2009 07:12
One time I was in a chat room talking to a man. We decided to meet up at a bar near my town. He was supposed to wear a red shirt. I got there, and there was one man in the whole bar with a red shirt. and it was my old principal from High School.EF
Posted on 18th May 2009 18:15
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Last night I went on a blind date. To my surprise the girl was actually hot. I bought her a few drinks and we were getting close when she tells me, "Sorry, I don't kiss on the first date". I said "Cool, I respect that!" Later on, I get up to go to the bathroom only to come back and see her making out with some random dude that was sitting next to us. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 15:13
I'm 37 and I'm a virgin. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 06:44
I walked to the mailbox by my house to get my report card before my dad does. I left for about 10 min. at the most. I get back and notice glass on the floor in my room. Turns out, someone broke into my house and stole my 360, iPod, and my N64. FUCKING ASSHOLES could've left the Nintendo alone. EFPosted on 22nd May 2009 06:43
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. EFPosted on 20th May 2009 21:10
My girlfriend and I were having sex when all the sudden she screamed "NICK!". Nick is my brother. EF
Posted on 20th May 2009 14:24
I've been having unprotected sex with my girlfriend for the past month. The day finally comes when she tells me she's pregnant. Panicking I agree to pay all the $ for the abortion. Later on, I find out she was cheating on me and the baby might not have even been mine. EFPosted on 20th May 2009 07:12
One time I was in a chat room talking to a man. We decided to meet up at a bar near my town. He was supposed to wear a red shirt. I got there, and there was one man in the whole bar with a red shirt. and it was my old principal from High School.EF
Posted on 18th May 2009 18:15
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