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I voted for George Bush. EFPosted on 17th May 2009 14:47
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Last night, I was at a club and i noticed a girl at the bar we got to talking and 10 minutes later we were making out I asked her name and she replied, "Robert." EF

Posted on 17th May 2009 04:43
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One night I came home drunk and just for the hell of it bid on a domain. It was getting a lot of bids and I thought it'd be funny as hell to bid up the price so some sucker that really wanted it had to pay way more for it. I ended up bidding it up to $1,300. Turns out I ended up winning the domain, and now I'm $1,300 poorer. EF

Posted on 16th May 2009 23:10
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For the weekend, my friend came over and we played that new street fighter game, SF4. We stayed up late and he ended up sleeping over. After the gaming I was passed out cold. Next morning I wake up to find him sleeping in the same bed as my mom. WTF happened?! EF

Posted on 15th May 2009 16:49
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It was the beginning of my freshman basketball season and we were getting this lecture from the varsity coach. Well, i was already nervous, but to top i'd eaten burritos for lunch that day. Everyones shoes were squeaky anyway so i figured i could just it slip. I let a huge one out. Turns out everyone KNEW it wasn't my shoes. EF

Posted on 15th May 2009 03:41
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My girlfriend and I were over at my cousins house and he was away for the day and my girlfriend and I ended up have sex. Unfortunatly we never got out od the living room and then i saw note that said be back at 5:00 it was 5:30 he had been watching us for 1/2 an hour. EFPosted on 14th May 2009 17:32
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When I was 6 years old, I went to my very first baseball practice. Our coach was throwing the ball really high into the air. He threw one to me and the sun was in my eyes. I missed. I am now missing a permanent tooth. EF

Posted on 14th May 2009 17:12
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