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When I was four, my friend had a meat cleaver in his toy box. I thought it was an awesome baseball bat so we decided to play baseball with it. I ended up hitting him in the forehead with it and was chased from the house by his screaming mother. He never talked to me again for some odd reason. EF
Posted on 4th May 2009 23:26
Today, I was jacking off under my covers with my laptop when one of my buddies IMs me a link. It happens to be one of those 'sabatoge links'. Right then my mom knocks at my bedroom door and asks what I was doing for the weekend. I quickly stuck my head out from the covers only for my laptop to shout "I am jacking off to gay porn". My mom walked away without saying a word. Now she probably thinks I'm gay. EF
Posted on 4th May 2009 17:26
Today, my cellphone rang for the first time in 5 days. I picked it up, and my mom answered. She then told me "Oops sorry, I meant to dial someone else" and hung up. EF
Posted on 29th Apr 2009 17:04
Today I was walking to the living room when I tripped and smacked my head into the wall. On the way down I knocked over my Dad's favorite porcelin vase he got in China. My Dad rushed in, saw the vase in pieces and said "You're going to be grounded for a long time for this." EF
Posted on 29th Apr 2009 16:33
Yesterday, I went fishing with my girlfriend. We got bored eventually and decided to take our clothes off and have sex in the boat. Halfway through, I noticed an elderly couple was watching. I got startled, and caused the whole boat to flip over. EF
Posted on 28th Apr 2009 16:39
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. EFPosted on 28th Apr 2009 16:37
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. EFPosted on 28th Apr 2009 16:35
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When I was four, my friend had a meat cleaver in his toy box. I thought it was an awesome baseball bat so we decided to play baseball with it. I ended up hitting him in the forehead with it and was chased from the house by his screaming mother. He never talked to me again for some odd reason. EF
Posted on 4th May 2009 23:26
Today, I was jacking off under my covers with my laptop when one of my buddies IMs me a link. It happens to be one of those 'sabatoge links'. Right then my mom knocks at my bedroom door and asks what I was doing for the weekend. I quickly stuck my head out from the covers only for my laptop to shout "I am jacking off to gay porn". My mom walked away without saying a word. Now she probably thinks I'm gay. EF
Posted on 4th May 2009 17:26
Today, my cellphone rang for the first time in 5 days. I picked it up, and my mom answered. She then told me "Oops sorry, I meant to dial someone else" and hung up. EF
Posted on 29th Apr 2009 17:04
Today I was walking to the living room when I tripped and smacked my head into the wall. On the way down I knocked over my Dad's favorite porcelin vase he got in China. My Dad rushed in, saw the vase in pieces and said "You're going to be grounded for a long time for this." EF
Posted on 29th Apr 2009 16:33
Yesterday, I went fishing with my girlfriend. We got bored eventually and decided to take our clothes off and have sex in the boat. Halfway through, I noticed an elderly couple was watching. I got startled, and caused the whole boat to flip over. EF
Posted on 28th Apr 2009 16:39
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. EFPosted on 28th Apr 2009 16:37
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. EFPosted on 28th Apr 2009 16:35
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