Privacy Policy

Effective 2026-04-20. Placeholder — to be replaced with counsel-approved copy before launch.

What we collect

Aggregated analytics: page views, device class, referrer. No individual tracking profiles.
Email addresses submitted to the newsletter, with double opt-in.
Submission and moderation metadata (name, email, source URL, notes) when you submit content.
Report metadata when you file a report.

Essential cookies run by default. With consent, we may use analytics cookies. No cross-site ad tracking by us.

We may display ads provided by third-party networks. Those networks may set their own cookies under their own policies.

Email privacy@epicfail.com to access, correct, export, or delete your data. We honor GDPR, UK GDPR, and CCPA requests.

The Service is not directed at children under 16. We do not knowingly collect data from them.

Subscriber emails: kept until you unsubscribe. Submissions: kept for moderation history. Reports: kept for dispute records.

privacy@epicfail.com