Person wants privates removed to become a genderless looking alien.

Wrong answers only.

You can say he got an up close and personal experience. Better than IMAX 3D.

____ men can't jump.

Insert Jackie Chan confused meme face here.

At least he's got a bit of hair to burn through first

Now that's the definition of team work.

He stopped the ball, just with his face. And perhaps by accident. Still counts.

She could either get fired for this, or get a promotion.

Apply burn here.

Embarassment level 1000.

That was actually an impressive break dancing move.