DAVID "SAVAGE" SPADE

*Insert Jackie Chan confused look here*

"I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"

I guess you could say his favorite position is dogdy style.

"That one time at band camp..." Stick to the flute buddy.

I bet he's popular at Bar Mitzvahs.

Take it from Michael Jackson buddy, you do not want to do that.

Well, technically the name COULD be accurate in some instances if you really think about it.

WHY THO?

Woman shows off a rare talent. Perhaps she could win some hot dog eating contest? No pun intended ;)

Thanks for the everlasting content Darwin award winners.

In Asian countries they usually have this part down pretty well...

Lucky mother ...

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