Traffic Light System Fail

Not everyone can be Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee (RIP).

You just end up looking like a foolish try hard at the end of the day. Your boy, your choice, your fail.

How to go from looking like a total badass to a completely fool in 3 ... 2...

Oh, this did not age well. No pun intended.

*Insert Jackie Chan confused look here*

"I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"

I guess you could say his favorite position is dogdy style.

"That one time at band camp..." Stick to the flute buddy.

I bet he's popular at Bar Mitzvahs.

Take it from Michael Jackson buddy, you do not want to do that.

Well, technically the name COULD be accurate in some instances if you really think about it.

WHY THO?

Woman shows off a rare talent. Perhaps she could win some hot dog eating contest? No pun intended ;)