Guy goes on a facebook rant about why females don't like him

She may need a size bigger or 3.

SCORE!

I don't even know where to start...

Boom, headshot!

Might not be dad of the year, but definitely deserves a photographer of the day award. #DADLIFE

Live long and prosper.

Really hope this doesn't become a popular thing again.

I bet he's in some stupid frat like alpha epsilon di

People on social media are wondering what this woman did to earn her degree. What makes her stand out from most of her classmates.

For the low price of $99.99 you can join his dojo and learn the ways of the FAIL one.

Harmless but still not a good look.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Guy comes up with the most clever way to make out with a hot girl at a Halloween party. If I weren't so lazy, I'd totally do this.