INSTANT TAN IN 3...2...

Oh, this did not age well. No pun intended.

*Insert Jackie Chan confused look here*

"I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"

I guess you could say his favorite position is dogdy style.

"That one time at band camp..." Stick to the flute buddy.

I bet he's popular at Bar Mitzvahs.

Well, technically the name COULD be accurate in some instances if you really think about it.

WHY THO?

Woman shows off a rare talent. Perhaps she could win some hot dog eating contest? No pun intended ;)

Thanks for the everlasting content Darwin award winners.

In Asian countries they usually have this part down pretty well...

Lucky mother ...

すみません