“LOOK I'M AN OSTRICH”

Security camera footage shows a woman walk straight into a closed glass shop door, which shatters; she falls, then gets up and runs off.

A man in a dimly lit room with a wolf poster on the wall tries a flying kick and crashes to the floor.

A weightlifter snatches a heavy barbell overhead, loses it behind and drops into a seated heap on the platform.

A man in a Batman costume taunts a bull in a dusty arena and gets flipped into the air.

A Tumblr post that meant to say cologne says colon instead, paired with a man in glasses peering out of a ribbed orange tunnel.

A man sitting on a white sheet like a magic carpet gets towed down a city street behind a car.

Submitted by Hazel R.